You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.
how do i ask a boy out
roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two
OH MY GOD NO
twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car
row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream
I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
You’re Sad and I want to Lighten the Mood But I Don’t Want to Accidentally Disrespect Your Feelings a novel
You’re Sad but I’m a Lousy Friend and I Never Know What To Say To Cheer You Up At Times Like This I Am So Sorry the sequel
You’re Happy Now but I Still Feel Bad for Not Helping You Through Bad Spots the trilogy
I’m just so happy we got the cannibals.
excuse me worms?!
DREAMS???? DREAMS??????????? WHAT????? Oh is this. Like Freddy Krueger Shit? Oh yeah, that’s in Ohio
Here we go motherfuckers
THE MISSISSIPPI ONE IS TOO REAL
COME TO MAMA HANNIBAL
the clock omg