You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.

You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.

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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts)

395,720 notes

spookymatsuoska:

when will kaneki ken return from the war

spookymatsuoska:

when will kaneki ken return from the war

1,200 notes

meowrailegeance:

dreammaker-heartbreaker:

gothams-consulting-timelord:

You’re Sad and I want to Lighten the Mood But I Don’t Want to Accidentally Disrespect Your Feelings a novel 

You’re Sad but I’m a Lousy Friend and I Never Know What To Say To Cheer You Up At Times Like This I Am So Sorry the sequel

You’re Happy Now but I Still Feel Bad for Not Helping You Through Bad Spots the trilogy

188,306 notes

heavenhillgirl:

Trainspotting (1996), dir. Danny Boyle

55,890 notes

theweirdgirldownthestreet:

coffeekissu:

anamericanweremooseinlondon:

idontcarefordiamonds:

notahorsekirschtein:

titanxbrat:

ask-fem-eren-jaegerbombastic:

ask-demon-connie-springles:

thelilnan:

winchesterpondinc:

I’m just so happy we got the cannibals.

excuse me worms?!

Ghosts!!! Wicked.

Caves???

Caves???? Really

DREAMS???? DREAMS??????????? WHAT????? Oh is this. Like Freddy Krueger Shit? Oh yeah, that’s in Ohio

Zombies
Here we go motherfuckers

THE MISSISSIPPI ONE IS TOO REAL

COME TO MAMA HANNIBAL

the clock omg

theweirdgirldownthestreet:

coffeekissu:

anamericanweremooseinlondon:

idontcarefordiamonds:

notahorsekirschtein:

titanxbrat:

ask-fem-eren-jaegerbombastic:

ask-demon-connie-springles:

thelilnan:

winchesterpondinc:

I’m just so happy we got the cannibals.

excuse me worms?!

Ghosts!!! Wicked.

Caves???

Caves???? Really

DREAMS???? DREAMS??????????? WHAT????? Oh is this. Like Freddy Krueger Shit? Oh yeah, that’s in Ohio

Zombies

Here we go motherfuckers

THE MISSISSIPPI ONE IS TOO REAL

COME TO MAMA HANNIBAL

the clock omg

(Source: arcaneimages)

27,411 notes